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The spam comments

Once a Waitress Nola JamesWhile I am still waiting for my bank balance to catch up with technology,  here is a selection of  random comments that have never been published due to their spammyness. I’ve kept them at hand because I find them amusing, I hope you do too.

I also solemly promise I didn’t make any of these up.  I don’t think my imagination stretches that far.

All aforementioned “copters” make the sound “soi soi soi soi soi” What if you placed perhaps a pancake in a roflcopter.

  • Bloody good question, also, what is a roflcopter?

hi,good apple in your post,I love thatelegantapple,I need to find one for me,jane

  • Good luck with that Jane…

Dat be lk most funnyist lolz evva

  • Considering this comment was attached to a post about my not having any internet access, I doubt it.

how to get gold quick to get your mount in wow

  • Sounds like prostitution to me…

Cleaning one’s ears should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys.

  • I couldn’t agree more.

Either it’s all in her head or there’s some seriously effed up stuff going on with that ballerina.

Are adult DVDs from website shops really hardcore, or are they watered down soft core rubbish?

I tell you, it’s official. I’m a huge fan of coconuts! I’m extremely happy that they’re becoming popular once again.

  • I’ve never written about coconuts

When you order frogs legs at a restaurant what do they do with the rest of the frog ?

  • I’d really like to know the answer to that

Thank goodness for Akismet huh?

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5 Responses to “The spam comments”

  1. September 10th, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    April @ My Food Trail says:

    Spammer seem to be getting more clever nowadays. I’m getting comments where they have a website link in their name but in the comment section they put something like “I’m really enjoying this topic. You should post about this topic more often”. Not sure whether I should delete it as spam.

    Then I’m getting comments that don’t sound like spam at all like “I’ll have to try out the restaurant, the pasta looks good. Buy viagra (with link)”!!! Those ones get deleted.

  2. September 10th, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Lucy says:

    roflcopter: ROFL + copter

    My brother introduced me to the phrase. I think it’s Rolling On the Floor Laughing with a bit more zing. That was my impression anyway. i just like the term… say it three times out loud, it’ll make you laugh.

  3. September 10th, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Sadhbh says:

    It’s terrifying how much some of the comments sound like the garbage you find yourself saying to mates at 3am in the chipper when you have been out for far too long.
    Especially the coconuts.
    Seriously though, you get the best spam. I just get the stuff about penises.

  4. September 10th, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Agnes says:

    Wish I got interesting spam comments like that – mine are all dull and boring! I’m glad Akismet filters them out.

  5. September 13th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    Lisa says:

    I just get lectured for being pompous and insecure. :)

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